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The mayor had a little verse;
It mentioned sex and sin,
And every time that pome was read
It made Fast Eddie spin.
When the pome came on the line
Fast Eddie nearly choked.
Poetic license may be fine;
He wants this one revoked.
”Bitches` Brew” they called the thing,
And bitching it did cause.
For some officials, words like ”ho”
Defy all moral laws.
In Chicago you can buy a judge
Or take the public`s dough,
But don`t talk dirty on the phone,
Just on the council flo.
Sin and vice and filthy words
Graffiti on the wall,
The real obscenity we face
Is found at City Hall.
You can phone to get a garbage can
Or even dial a ho
In Chicago that`s as easy as
Calling the council flo.
