Jim Hoderces, 42
Landscaper
North Side
Dieting and not having an easy time of it. Has been noticing lately how frequently people use expressions like ”easy as pie.” Hums the theme music from ”Frugal Gourmet” a lot.
”No.”
Walter T. Burtils, 37
Systems analyst
Oak Park
Harmless but confused. Has trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality. Says he once waited three hours in vain for Heather Locklear to meet him at a downtown restaurant. Occasionally embarrasses self by asking people if they would like to join his court at Camelot.
”Yes.”
Mr. Smith
Independent businessman
Reluctant to give address
”Check it out. Real gold. Nice watch. Real thing. Cheap. How about a necklace? Check it out, my man.”
John Hoderces, 42
Lab assistant
North Side
Mean twin to Jim Hoderces. Writes words BIG LAYER CAKE in whipped cream on front of Jim`s house. Calls Jim late at night, plays ”Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” over phone.
”No.”
