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The CTA`s graffiti problem could be solved quickly and cheaply with two powerful weapons.

One: Guard dogs roaming the yards, for there`s nothing like fear of losing a healthy chunk of one`s posterior to deter any intruder.

Two: A heavy dose of ridicule in the form of posters and cartoons placed in schools and the media, portraying the imbeciles with spray cans as the stupid morons they actually are–so their contemporaries laugh at them and their vacant-headed spraying activities.