”Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation and I was shot. The damn thing is, I`ve never felt better in my life!”
–President Reagan, commenting at the annual Gridiron Club dinner in Washington on the state of his health.
”I`m still not sure we`re a good basketball team. I honestly didn`t think we could win the tournament with this team. We were within one or two seconds of losing to LSU and one or two seconds of losing to Syracuse.”
–Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight, after winning his third NCAA championship.
”Many French think Mickey is French and would ask how he could possibly survive in New York.”
–Michael Eisner, chairman of Walt Disney Co., after signing a contract for Europe`s first Disneyland east of Paris, commenting on the French perception of Mickey Mouse.




