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I am a slob. I am also rude and stupid. You guessed it: I smoke.
I love my pipes and cigars, and I love the few places left in this world where I can smoke them in peace.
If there is a hereafter, I hope the smokers are eternally separated from the antismokers. I shall look forward to meeting Sir Winston Churchill. I hope they enjoy meeting Adolf Hitler.
