Occupation: Actor.
Birthday: Aug. 28, 1957.
Birthplace: Stamford, Conn.
Current home: Los Angeles.
Marital status: Married for 10 years to Laure Stern.
Children: Henry, 8; Sophie, 5; and Ella, 1.
Car: A red 1988 Suburban truck.
Working on: I`m filming ”Home Alone,” about a kid who`s accidentally left at home when his parents go on vacation; and I`m the narrator on ”The Wonder Years,” on ABC-TV.
The last good movie I saw was: ”Field of Dreams.”
Favorite performer: Willie Mays.
Nobody knows I`m: Incredibly handsome.
I`d give anything to have met: My great-grandparents.
If I just had more time, I`d: Spend it lying on the floor and having my children and my wife jump on me.
I want to teach my children: To do what I say, not what I do.
My fantasy is: I`m on an island, all by myself, thinking incredible thoughts.
The one thing I can`t stand in people is: Stupidity.
If I could change one thing about myself, I would be: More adaptable. I`m the guy who`s not very flexible when it comes to dealing with people. That`s why I want to be on an island by myself.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: Invisible.
I knew I was a grownup when I: Nothing has happened so far that would indicate that.
The best time of my life: My honeymoon. We went to my uncle`s cabin in the deep, dark woods of Pennsylvania for a week.
The worst time of my life: It probably happened on some airplane somewhere. Facing death at 30,000 feet has never thrilled me.
My friends like me because: My wife`s a good cook.
Behind my back they say: I don`t think they talk about me when I`m not around.
If I weren`t an actor: I`d be pumping gas.
If I`ve learned one thing in life, it`s: Keep your options open.
When people first meet me, they think: ”He`s a really nice guy.”
Three words that best describe me: Simple, manipulative and fill-in-the-blank.
