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I have a wonderful idea for solving the national deficit in one fell swoop: Sell Texas to the Japanese and seal the borders.
Think of the advantages: The Japanese would have to put the looted S&Ls back on their feet, saving the rest of us billions; the Japanese could take over the faltering NASA complex and turn it into an electronics toy factory;
the supercollider could be built at suburban Batavia where it belongs; the auto industry could save money by eliminating shotgun racks from pickup trucks; and the rest of us would never have to listen to another Mickey Gilley recording.
If Japan turns us down, perhaps we could just give Texas back to Mexico.
