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”That new compromise budget package will raise taxes for the wealthy. Shows how smart Donald Trump is. He got out of the wealthy business just in time.”

-Comedian Jay Leno.

”Women who are shaped like women-that is, they may have fat in the hips and thighs-may be perfectly healthy and may not need to lose weight. But they are the ones who are most vulnerable in terms of dieting scams.”

-Dr. Wayne Callaway, a member of the advisory committee for the federal government`s new dietary guidelines.

”I`m a common man with common sense. I share common values with a lot of common people.”

-Republican Bob Smith, explaining his election to the U.S. Senate from New Hampshire.

”More than anything else, this election has been a vote of `no confidence` in George Bush.”

-Democratic National Committee chairman Ronald Brown.

”Ten to 12 years of successes can leave you fat, dumb and happy. We may have taken some voter groups for granted.”

-Republican political consultant Edward Rollins.