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Lots of people are suggesting what to do to Saddam Hussein so he can pay for his war crimes. The First Lady wants him hanged, but I think that is too good for him. I have a better idea.
Place him in a cell. Every day give him a box with a combination lock containing food and water. The instructions on how to open the box should be written by the same person who prepared the manual for the VCR I just purchased.
