Occupation: Actor.
Birthday: Jan. 13, 1966. I`m a Capricorn with a Libra moon.
Birthplace: Lewiston, Maine.
Current home: I`m debating between L.A. and New York but leaning toward New York.
Marital status: Married for four years to Rocky Parker, a film student.
Car: A 1963 black Porsche 356 convertible.
Working on: I play Meyer Lansky in ”Mobsters.”
The last good movie I saw was: ”The Last Picture Show.”
The book I`ve been reading is: My wife`s diaries. She doesn`t know.
Favorite pigout food: Bacon cheeseburgers.
Favorite performer: Richard Grieco.
I`m better than anyone else when it comes to: Looking at myself.
If I could do it over, I: Would have worked harder in school, not for my teachers, but for my own personal satisfaction.
I`d give anything to meet: Madonna.
The worst part of my job is: Doing publicity. I find it very destructive. People ask you personal questions that you really don`t need to answer.
A really great evening to me is: It`s raining outside, and I`m sitting in a nice cafe, having a bottle of wine.
The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: ”Smile.”
The things I can`t stand in other people are: The things I can`t stand in myself.
If I could change one thing about myself: I`ve done it; I`ve already had plastic surgery.
I knew I was a grownup when I: Had to make my own bed.
My most irrational fears: I don`t have any. I`ve overcome them in therapy.
My friends like me because: I have money.
Behind my back, they say: ”He`s difficult to work with.” I`m really not; I`m just misunderstood.
If I weren`t an actor, I`d be a: Busboy.
If I`ve learned one thing in life, it`s: Don`t smile if you don`t feel like it.
When people first meet me, they think: ”He`s charming.”
Three words that best describe me: Open, funny and moronic.
