LIFE GUARANTEES

PUBLISHED: March 9, 1992 at 1:00 AM CST | UPDATED: August 10, 2021 at 6:42 AM CDT

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In America the only people guaranteed medical care, food and shelter are politicians and convicts. Who said crime doesn`t pay?

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