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Let`s end the ridiculous process of legislative map-making. I think a drunken monkey could draw better maps than the politicians.

From now on let the law read: The geographic shapes of all legislative districts shall have four sides only and shall be drawn using only straight lines. Even politicians should be able to understand that simple statement. Or perhaps we should draw them a map?