Occupations: Actor and writer.
Birthday: I don`t talk about it because I`m a lot older than people think I am.
Birthplace: Los Angeles.
Current home: Los Angeles.
Marital status: Single.
Working on: ”The Jon Lovitz Special,” which airs tonight on Fox TV, and two movies, ”A League of Their Own” and ”Mom and Dad Save the World,” both of which will open in July.
Worst job: I was an orderly in a hospital.
I stay home to watch: ”Saturday Night Live,” ”In Living Color,”
”Married . . . With Children” and ”The Dennis Miller Show.”
The book I`ve been reading is: ”Jackie Gleason: An Intimate Portrait of the Great One,” by W.J. Weatherby.
Favorite pigout food: Boysenberry pie.
Personal heroes: Willie Mays and Woody Allen.
Every New Year`s I resolve: Whom am I kidding?
I`m better than anyone else when it comes to: Futzing around.
I hope I never have to: Give up my pie.
The worst part of my job is: Wondering if my career is over or not. It happens after every job.
My fantasy is: I`m on stage and getting huge laughs, effortlessly.
If I could change one thing about myself, I: Wouldn`t be so much of a ladykiller.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: Weird.
My most irrational act: Thinking I could be a successful actor.
When I`m feeling sorry for myself, I: Exercise, either playing tennis or working out with weights.
Nobody would believe it if they saw me: Nude.
The best time of my life: Playing catch with my friend David when I was 13.
The worst time of my life: When the ball hit me on the head.
If I couldn`t be in show business, I`d be: Miserable.
My most humbling experience: My first movie premiere. The photographers pushed me out of the way to get to someone else.
The one thing everybody has tried but me is: Not eaing dessert.
When people first meet me, they think: ”Is he the guy who used to be on Saturday Night Live”?
Three words that best describe me: Very, very handsome.
