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So Disney is the bastion of family values, eh? Has anyone else noticed that, from ”Aladdin” on down, the parent-child relationships in Disney`s animated adventures tend to be troubled enough to qualify for discussion on

”Oprah” or ”Sally Jessy Raphael”? Here`s a scorecard for the dysfunctional Disney families:

”Aladdin” (1992)

Character: Princess Jasmine

Caretaker: The Sultan

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: Abnormally short, pudgy, ineffectual but lovable space case

Character`s resulting neurosis: Cinderella complex-she`s waiting for her prince to come

”Beauty and the Beast” (1991)

Character: Belle

Caretaker: Father

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: See ”Aladdin”

Character`s resulting neurosis: Displays codependency

”The Little Mermaid” (1989)

Character: Ariel

Caretaker: Father

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: White-bearded giant with messianic complex

Character`s resulting neurosis: Grandiose refusal to accept in-born limitations, latent aquaphobia

”Peter Pan” (1953)

Character: Peter Pan

Caretaker: None (orphan)

Character`s resulting neurosis: Peter Pan syndrome-inability to grow up

”Cinderella” (1950)

Character: The Prince

Caretaker: Father

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: See ”Aladdin”

Character`s resulting neurosis: Foot fetish

”Alice in Wonderland” (1951)

Character: Alice

Caretaker: Sister

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: Barely present

Character`s resulting neurosis: Borderline personality disorder, prone to hallucinations, substance abuser

”Bambi” (1942)

Character: Bambi

Caretaker: Mother

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: Loving and nurturing, until she`s murdered

Character`s resulting neurosis: Oedipus complex

”Dumbo” (1941)

Character: Dumbo

Caretaker: Mother

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: Loving, until she`s locked up

Character`s resulting neurosis: Chronic insecurity

”Pinocchio” (1940)

Character: Pinocchio

Caretaker: Gepetto

Caretaker`s prominent characteristics: Soft touch who spends a lot of time with inanimate objects

Character`s resulting neurosis: Habitual liar

”Snow White” (1937)

Character: Snow White

Caretakers: Seven dwarfs

Caretakers` prominent characteristics: Sleepy, sneezy, happy, dopey . . . Character`s resulting neurosis: Sleep disorder indicating clinical depression; possible latent multiple personality syndrome