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“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.” – Andy Rooney

“We were taken to a fast-food cafe where the order was fed into a computer and served to us by recycled juvenile delinquents.” – Jean-Michel Chapereau

“God caught his eye.” – Epithet for a waiter