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Following are suggestions to enable President Clinton to reduce the deficit. First, remove at once all perks and Secret Service details guarding ex-presidents and their families. It is ridiculous giving them this protection while they receive $20,000 honorariums for making speeches. They receive ample retirement pensions.
Second, a 10 percent tax on all sport admission tickets. Third, the first $100,000 on earnings of all professional sports and entertainment persons to be tax-exempt-the balance to be taxed at 50 percent. The earnings of sports and entertainment people are immoral. And last, a 10 percent tax on all safe-deposit box rentals.
