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When native Hawaiians sued the United States for taking their islands in the last century, the U.S. Senate hastily voted a formal apology, an effort to avoid paying reparations. What about American Indians?
What about historically-English me?
In late March of 1041 B.C., native Britons were attacked by pre-Celtic Picts and forced into slavery and exile. The esurient Picts were from what is now Belgium, Germany and particularly ritzy sections of Poland. We, the disenfranchised Brits, were never recompensed but have never forgotten. We are owed $18.06 trillion as of the end of November.
Never mind the apology. Get the check in the mail.
