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May I offer this postscript to Mary Schmich’s column (Feb. 9) on thigh-thinning cream?
The manufacturers of this stuff are missing the boat. No man would buy thigh-thinning cream. That means about half the human race is outside their market potential.
What they should do is come out with a brain-thinning cream. Properly applied to the scalp, this stuff could drastically reduce the number of fatheads in America.
Furthermore, this will get their stuff out of the exclusive female category. It’s a well known fact, there are more male fatheads than female.
