Occupation: Actress.
Birthday: Aug. 13.
Birthplace: Queens, New York.
Current homes: Manhattan and Los Angeles.
Marital status: Single, but I don’t think my public cares.
Car: A new black T-bird, loaded, including a Gucci license plate.
Working on: Hosting Comedy Central’s “Musical Shorts,” which is airing this summer, starring in Woody Allen’s movie “Bullets Over Broadway” and shooting Spike Lee’s “Clockers.”
The last good movie I saw: “Mi Vida Loca.”
The books I’ve been reading: “Before Night Falls,” by Reinaldo Arenas, Greek mythology and Ann-Margret’s biography.
Favorite pigout food: Hard candy.
Nickname: Slim.
Prized possession: I collect ’50s and ’60s Lady Schick shavers.
Personal heroes: Lucille Ball and Edith Piaf.
I’ve never been able to: There’s not much I haven’t been able to do.
I’m better than anyone else when it comes to: Eyebrows.
If I could do it over, I’d: Have been less abusive to myself, but it’s all paid off somehow.
A really great day to me is: Going to the flea market.
The worst advice my parents ever gave me: I had cool parents, but I took what they said with a grain of salt anyway.
The one thing I can’t stand is: Dirt. I’m a clean freak.
My most irrational act: There have been many, but nothing I’d like to share with the public.
The best time of my life: The late ’70s. It was a wild, free time. I wasn’t worried about a lot of things.
The worst time of my life: The ’80s, when AIDS hit.
Behind my back, my friends say: “Why doesn’t she ever return phone calls?”
Major accomplishment: Being alive.
Three words that best describe me: Funny, neurotic and compassionate.
