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I offer an easy way for the Tribune to save a lot of money. I will do Gary Trudeau’s job (writing the comic strip “Doonesbury”) for half what you pay him, as it consists of nothing but endless repetition of one message: “Gary Trudeau doesn’t like any Republican, but especially Reagan, Bush, Quayle and Gingrich.”