COMING CLEAN

By Chicago Tribune

PUBLISHED: January 13, 1996 at 1:00 AM CST | UPDATED: August 11, 2021 at 7:26 PM CDT

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I just saw a sticker on a washing machine that reminds me of the federal government. It read:

OUT OF ORDER. Problem: Took money, did not work.

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