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Last week, construction crews in Malaysia topped off twin office towers that cast a shadow all the way to Chicago – each was taller than the Sears Tower.

That meant those “World’s Tallest Building” souvenirs at the Sears Tower were immediately obsolete (although a representative at the gift store there refused to discount them).

No longer the world’s tallest, the Sears Tower finds itself in need of a new motto. We offer these suggestions:

– World’s Most Vacant Building

– (On a clear day, you can almost see) The World’s Tallest Building

– Tallest Building You’ll Ever See

– Gift Shop With World’s Most Expensive 35 mm Film

– Still Taller Than Your House

– Taller Than Anything Wal-Mart Owns