Birthday: Oct. 19, 1970
Birthplace: Culver City, Calif.
Occupation: Comedian and actor.
Current home: New York and Sherman Oaks, Calif.
Marital status: Single.
Working on: I’m on “Saturday Night Live.”
The last good movie I saw: “Fargo.”
I stay home to watch: David Letterman and “The Gary Shandling Show.”
Favorite performers: The Beatles.
Favorite childhood memory: Playing with my Dalmatian, Lola.
Personal heroes: Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.
Nobody knows I’m: Really shy.
I wish I could stop: This madness all around us.
I’ve never been able to: Enjoy watching football.
If I could do it over I’d: Spend a lot more time with my little brother.
I’d give anything to meet: Robert De Niro. I’d like to see if he has a good sense of humor.
The one thing I can’t stand: Certain people in the industry who are more talk than anything else.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: Short, but funny.
The best time of my life: I’m having a great time right now. I really enjoy performing, but the pressure is enormous. I create it myself.
The worst time of my life: There was a time in my childhood when I lived with my mother and stepfather. There were no kids my age around; I didn’t have much to do. But as I think about it, it was a good time in that it got my mind and creativity going.
If I wasn’t in show business, I’d be: Doing something with drawing or animation.
If I’ve learned one thing in life it’s: Enjoy everything you’re doing or else don’t do it.
Most humbling experience: Getting rejected at hundreds and hundreds of auditions.
Three words that best describe me: Energetic, fun and silly.
