Birthday: April 21, 1970.
Birthplace: Manhattan.
Occupation: Actress.
Current home: Los Angeles.
Marital status: Single
Car: 1992 bottom-of-the-line blue Toyota Tercel.
Working on: “Mad TV” Saturday nights on Fox-TV.
The last good movie I saw: “Grace of My Heart.”
I stay home to watch: “News Radio” and “ER.”
Favorite pigout food: Pepperoni pizza.
Favorite performers: John Malkovich and Joe Mantegna.
Prized possession: My cats, Cecee and Madelyn.
Personal heroes: My parents. They never had a whole lot of money, but they always seemed to have a good time.
I’ve never been able to: Not stare at a cute boy in a bar.
I’m better than anyone else when it comes to: Making myself crazy.
If I could do it over I’d: Be born into royalty.
My fantasy is: I’m on a sandy beach with a margarita and a man named Juan.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: Doing my homework. Actually, I was cheating.
I knew I was a grown-up when I: Ordered vanilla ice cream at Baskin-Robbins instead of a really cool flavor.
My most irrational act: Any one of my very unhealthy relationships.
The best time of my life: Living in London in 1990, studying theater.
The worst time of my life: Working two jobs, 85 hours a week in Los Angeles in 1992. I sold chocolate during the day and served pizza at night.
If I wasn’t an actress, I’d be: Raising babies.
Major accomplishment: Not crashing my car in L.A. So far.
Three words that best describe me: Aware, focused and neurotic.
