“CLUELESS”CLUED US IN THAT ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS A TOTAL BETTY. BUT WHAT KIND OF BATGIRL IS SHE? WE SNAGGED A PEEK AT THE NEW “BATMAN & ROBIN”FLICK, THEN WHIPPED UP THIS COMPARISON CHART:
HER LOOK
As Cher in “Clueless”: Super-short, cute dresses; Calvin Klein at its skimpiest.
As Batgirl in “Batman”: Loads of leather. Some in the audience were calling her “Fatgirl” and saying she had a mustache. Ouch.
HER ATTITUDE
In “Clueless”: Perky, spacy. In “Batman”: Perky, tough, butt-kickin.’
HER MISSION
In “Clueless”: To play matchmaker for people who aren’t as stunningly, drop-dead gorgeous as she is. To shop.
In “Batman”: To save ailing Uncle Alfred. To help Batman and Robin wallop bad dudes.
HER ROMANCE
In “Clueless”: She ends up with a wonderful boy… her ex-stepbrother.
In “Batman”: She might end up with the Boy Wonder… but we’re not telling.
HER SIDEKICKS
In “Clueless”: Duo of ditzy girls.
In “Batman”: The dynamic duo.
HER LASTING CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY
From “Clueless”: The all-purpose, unforgettable phrase “As if!”
From “Batman”: “I kicked Poison Ivy’s botanical butt.”
