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“You’ve been gone my whole life.”
–Rep. Paul McHale (D-Pa.), quoting his 7-year-old son to explain why he’s retiring from Congress.
“We don’t do that here.”
An Illinois Tri-State Tollway attendant, after being asked if “anyone with experience” was on hand to help a a man who’s wife was in labor, and actually gave birth to the child at the toll plaza.
“I never return anything. I hoard everything, and then I give it to somebody else.”
Supermodel Rebecca Romijn when asked what was the last gift she had to return.
“My lip gloss, my credit cards and my telephone. I mean, my boyfriend, yeah. No, my telephone.”
Romijn when asked what three things she can’t live without.
