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So far, no ill after-effects have surfaced from the use of Viagra, the “Lazarus” miracle drug.

But wait–there is one that is absolutely sure to arise: a terrible rash. A vicious, virulent, incurable, inexorable rash of godawful jokes passed on from person to person, comic to comic and inevitably to stage and screen.