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To those of you who are undecided as to how to vote in November, ask yourself the following questions:

– Are both husband and wife employed?

– Do you have two cars?

– Do you live in your own home?

– Do you take a yearly vacation?

– Are you able to send one or more of your children to college?

– Do you own a computer?

– Do you have cell phones?

– Is your freezer overcrowded?

If eight of your answers are “yes,” why would you be undecided?

Vote for Al Gore and the Democratic Party.