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I don’t understand why there are so many undecided voters this year. It seems to me that we have very clear choices.

If you like the idea of partial-birth abortions, vote for Al Gore. If you like being over-taxed (huge budget surpluses), vote for Al Gore. If you agree that the federal government knows better than local school districts what your children should be taught, vote for Al Gore. If you agree that the government can do a much better job than you in deciding your future, vote for Al Gore. If you agree that the federal government and not you should decide what medical treatment you should have, vote for Al Gore. On the other hand, if you believe in honesty, integrity, morality, less government intervention and keeping more of the money you’ve earned, perhaps you’d be better off voting for George W. Bush.