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I’m planning to compile “The Florida Voting Kit for Dummies.”
This kit will consist of five butterfly ballots, enlarged by at least 50 percent, with a huge stylus that can be used for hoisting one on his own petard in case all samples are fluffed.
Two courses in whining–one beginner, one advanced.
And one blank placard to tell the world of your stupidity will also be included.
Suggested catch phrase:
“We double punched four years ago. We goofed again in double 0.”
