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President’s Day is another one of those holidays when you have to go to work unless you have a job with the government. It’s time that we have a holiday in which everybody gets off except those who have jobs with the government. It could be called Restivus. It would be marked by joyous parties held on our front porches in which we eat cake and ice cream and say hello to the mailman.