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The Bush-Cheney-Abraham energy plan is like (pick one of the below):
Responding to the computer era by buying electric instead of manual typewriters.
Responding to the telephone era by tapping out Morse code faster.
Responding to the Blitzkrieg war era by having soldiers jogging to the frontlines instead of marching.
Responding to the global warming era by handing out parasols.
