Evil cell phones

PUBLISHED: May 20, 2001 at 1:00 AM CDT | UPDATED: August 20, 2021 at 1:52 PM CDT

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Seeing as all newspaper columnists apparently dislike cell phones, can we just take it as a given from now on and find them a new pet topic?

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