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My heart bleeds each time I envision multimillionaire Dick Cheney on bended knee before the Navy, begging them to help pay his electric bill.
My compassion runneth over and I cannot sit idly in our vice president’s time of need. Therefore I’ve decided to donate a buck of my tax rebate to help Mr. Cheney pay his bill. I encourage all compassionate citizens to rise to the call of duty and do their part to avert a national crisis.
