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My boss believes I actually deleted the games from my PC.
–Free Cell-bert
That my telling him I’d be at home during my vacation week meant that I would be lonely and it would be fine for him to call me — several times — about business matters that could easily have waited until my return.
–Give-me-a-break-bert
That a half-dead poinsettia constitutes a Christmas bonus.
–Well, how nice!
He doesn’t think he resembles any of the Dilbert characters– WRONG!
— Civil Ser-bert
