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As counterprogramming to Sunday’s Super Bowl halftime show, those scheming lechers at NBC have scheduled a special edition of its creepy reality show, “Fear Factor,” featuring Playboy playmates eating bugs, etc. Well, the show might be amusing, but the Tempo Commission on Centerfold Phobias has a few suggestions for things that Bunnies will really find unnerving.
– Gravity
– A government ban on the air brushing of photos
– A library card
– A leering 71-year-old man with a net worth of $50,000
– Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft
– Cellulite
– Sensible shoes
– Pie a la mode
– Hugh Hefner’s medical records
