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A former NASA engineer told me that when his group got a simulation assignment they hated, they named it the Fully Integrated Apollo Simulation Combined Operation (a.k.a. FIASCO).

— Willy Loman

Gotta be … Microsoft Works.

— Oxymoron-bert

Port Management System, a project that changed hands many times. “Who’s got PMS this week?”

— Female project coordinators eventually changed it

There’s a sudden high priority project that came up, called Project JSE–Just Shred Everything!

— E

Project Mutiny, got canceled after boss actually looked up the word.

— Need a thesaurus? Freelance techie.