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`Are you drunk?’ – Hugh Grant to Joan Rivers
`You’ve always loved clothes — yes or no?’ – Joan Rivers to Marisa Tomei
`Can you believe this campaign? So much mud has been thrown this year, all the nominees look black.’ – Host Whoopi Goldberg
`I believe in love, that there is nothing more important.’ – Best Supporting Actress winner Jennifer Connelly
`Thank you very much . . . that makes up for the strip search.’ – Woody Allen, after receiving a standing ovation
`They asked if I would remove my gown and I said I would.’ – Sally Kellerman, whose silk-and-metal fabric dress set off metal detectors




