If the ex-mayor of a big city (well, Cincinnati) can have his own talk show (Jerry Springer), why not an ex-president? Last week it was reported that Bill Clinton met with TV executives and pitched himself as “the next Oprah Winfrey.” The Tempo Subcommittee on Career Transitions imagines a typical week of “The Bill Clinton Show.”
Monday: Forgiving the Special Prosecutor in your life.
Musical guest: Barenaked Ladies.
Tuesday: Adultery: How it can help your political career.
Special guest: Sen. Hillary Clinton.
Wednesday: Pardons: Who deserves them?
Musical guest: Naughty by Nature.
Thursday: Bill’s Book Club: “Stupid White Men.”
Fashion segment: Ex-VP makeovers.
Friday: Saddam: Insane dictator or just a man with low self-esteem?
Health news: Eating burgers prevents cancer!
