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Regarding “Hoping to reach the many morons we encounter” (Voice of the people, June 5), I heard the perfect putdown for someone who is in the 10-items-or-less line at the grocery store and has more than the allowed number of items:
“Are you a math major who can’t read or are you a literary major who can’t add?”
I have never had the nerve to say it though.
