The Palestinians often complain that only their side is ever required to denounce terror. Predictably, after a terrorist attack, Palestinian spokespeople declare that they deplore the murder of civilians on both sides, thereby implying that Israel also conducts terrorist attacks.
Perhaps the Palestinians have a point, and so to set the record straight, allow me to hereby denounce the following incidents in the name of the Jewish people:
– All Jewish suicide bombers who have ever acted against Arabs.
– All Arab buses blown up by Jews.
– All Arab pizza parlors, malls, discotheques and restaurants destroyed by Jewish terrorists.
– All international airplanes hijacked by Jews since 1963.
– All Muslim feasts targeted by Jewish suicide bombers.
– All Arabs lynched in Israeli cities.
– All Arab Olympic athletes murdered by Jews.
– All Arab embassies bombed by Jews.
– All Muslim mosques, cemeteries and religious schools firebombed or desecrated by Jews in North Africa, France, Belgium, Germany and England.
– Any and all high-rise skyscrapers attacked by Jewish suicide hijackers flying civilian aircraft on Sept. 11.
– All Jewish street dances and gunfire celebrating the mass murder of Arabs.
