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Or, silly bets on

just about anything except who will

win the game.

– How many times will John Madden say “Boom!”

– How many times will Al Michaels

reference the point spread?

– Pick the number

of instant replay

reviews. Over/

under is 4.

– Blimp shots.

– Charlie Garner rushing yards vs. Mike Alstott’s rushing yards.

– Who will score the longest TD:

Keyshawn Johnson or Jerry Rice?

– Who will score the shortest TD: Mike Alstott or Charlie Garner?

– Longest missed field goal? Or most likely to hit an upright?

– Number of

on-screen promos for Jimmy Kimmel’s

new show.

– Who gets more face time: Lynn Swann or Melissa Stark? (Also,

who has the more

feminine name?)