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We are former Chicago residents who have an 11-year-old female cat named Comiskey (the source of the name should be obvious).
We hereby announce to U.S. Cellular that we are willing to sell naming rights to our cat, just as the Sox were willing to sell naming rights to their ballpark. And our asking price will be considerably less than the $68 million the company paid to the team.
