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A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere.

Karl-Friedrich Lenze told Reuters he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness.

“If dogs can’t get what they want, they get cranky–just like people,” Lenze said.

The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted “employees” of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a “bar” where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.