She met a cuddly dog lover, a jokester, a psycho and a motivational speaker who practically tried to mind meld with her.
“Mr. Personality” got off to a bizarre-if-not-rousing debut Monday night, with star Hayley being wooed by 20 suitors wearing masks to conceal their looks. Fans expecting a healthy dose of host Monica Lewinsky probably were disappointed. The star of the Clinton scandal mostly smiled coyly in the background.
But a bevy of freaks more than filled the gap. A personal trainer said he likes to please women “over and over again, and then I like to please myself.”
An NFL mascot went ballistic after he was cut: “I think this totally sucks!” Just the guy you want entertaining children at sporting events.
The show really didn’t plant a mutt face in the mix it promised, though mop top attorney Brian may be long lost Cousin Oliver from “The Brady Bunch.”
