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Plumber butt.
It might not be up there with world hunger, infectious diseases or war, but it’s a problem.
Thankfully, Duluth Trading Co. in Belleville, Wis., a maker of tools and accessories, has begun marketing the “Original Longtail T,” a T-shirt with an additional 3 inches of length, specifically tailored for the butt-brazen.
The shirt is 100 percent pre-shrunk cotton, so it’s guaranteed not to shrivel up after a wash. There is no “Crack Spackle” or “Just Say No to Butts” logo on the front, so you won’t be the, uh, butt of your friends’ and co-workers’ jokes.
There are explicit directions on the backside of the bucket the shirts come in on just how to use a Longtail T: Simply put on the shirt, tuck it in your pants and bend at the waist.
