G-Rod’s cold-blooded move

Snakes just don’t get no respect–at least not from Gov. Blagojevich.

On Wednesday, G-Rod made tongue-splitting–slicing the tip of one’s tongue in half to make it look like a snake’s–illegal unless the procedure is done by a doctor. Underground tongue-splitting technicians could face up to 1 year in jail.

Now, if he could only do something about split ends.

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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)