“This is nuts! California is certainly going to drop off into the ocean, now. This is the sign.”
–Johnny Boy
“Hey, he is a pro-choice, pro-gay Republican. We HAVE to give him a chance.”
–Charlie
“How come all the lousy actors want to run for office?”
–Dennis
“It would be cool to have Ahnold as governor, but what exactly are his qualifications? He married JFK’s niece: WooHoo!”
–Andre
“Arnold Schwarzenegger could pose nude, inject 1,000 cc of steroids and appear in ‘Gigli 2,’ all tomorrow, and I’d still vote for him before Gray Davis.”
–Neal
“Who’s next, Miss Piggy? This shouldn’t be a popularity contest. We should have a governor who has proven he/she can govern.”
–Frankie
“Too bad he can’t run for president.”
–Steve
“Yeah, I really want a steroid-pumped-up Austrian for governor.”
–Ed Duboce
