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In his Aug. 4 column, Rick Morrissey neglected to mention that he is also culpable for David Kelton’s refusal to play third base, Antonio Alfonseca’s extra digit, the gnats, Dallas Green, lights at Wrigley, the Watergate break-in, misrepresenting the WMDs in Iraq, Soldier Field’s renovations, my baldness, the deficit, entropy, “Gigli,” sansabelt slacks, pop-up ads and dentists.
