1) Less is more
After losing 13-2 to the White Sox at home, the Yankees could kick themselves for not switching to Tigers uniforms when they had the chance.
2) Backward Prior-ities
Can’t blame Randall Simon and Aramis Ramirez because they’re new to the Cubs. But around here, we don’t splurge our best on the day when our ace with the 2.54 ERA is pitching.
3) Raiding the roster
When new Patriots Rosevelt Colvin and Ted Washington reunite with the Bears on Wednesday, there will be no hard feelings. They’ll wonder, though, why Brian Urlacher’s wearing a LoJack.
4) Get used to it, kid Ohio State’s Maurice Clarett wore a different jersey number–in purple, no less–as he played on the Buckeyes scout team. So he is preparing for his future in the NFL.
50 Just won, baby
Raiders owner Al Davis won a $34.2 million judgment against Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum. Gold chains and black jumpsuits for everyone.
SIXTH MAN
6 So there!
Sprinter, racer, tantrum-thrower Jon Drummond pulled out of the World Championships on Tuesday. And he’s not gonna eat his broccoli, either!
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye
